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'Chronicles of Riddick 3' in the Works

Thursday, 03 December 2009 Written by Chris McKeown

Riddick Finale some good news for the Riddick fans as Vin Diesel has updated his Facebook page with news that a new installment in the 'Chronicles of Riddick' franchise is currently in pre-production and is already scouting for locations in New Zealand.

Obama is No Spock! Have You Lost your Mind?

Wednesday, 02 December 2009 Written by Chris McKeown

Spockobama Apparently there are some real dumb asses out there and it seems that some trekkies are falling into that group. The AP ran a article comparing President Obama to none other than Star Trek's Mr. Spock and saying that President Obama and Spock are very similar. Even the original Spock, Leonard Nimoy, and Star Trek co-writer Roberto Orci chimed in their 2 cents to agree with the analysis.

Mork and Mindy Quotes

Saturday, 29 November 2008 Written by Chris McKeown

Mork & Mindy Quotes

Mork: Nanu-Nanu!

[repeated line]
Mork: Shazbut

Mork: K.O.

Mork: [Mork's emotions are out of control. His solution is to introduce them to Mindy's emotions] OK guys, come on over here
[mimes football huddle]
Mork: Right!
[leaps back over to Mindy]
Mindy McConnell: Well?
Mork: I've got mixed emotions.

[alarm for Mork's wristwatch which he wears round his ankle goes off]
Mindy McConnell: Ah, your foot's ringing. I'll get it.
[bends down and pushes button on watch, pulls out small piece of paper under watch strap]
Mindy McConnell: What's this piece of paper?
Mork: Must be a footnote.

Customer: [Mork has taken a job working in a health food shop] My doctor says I need to get more iron in my diet, now what do you suggest?
Mork: Eat your car keys.

Eugene: [Seeing Holly for the first time] She sure is a doll.
Mork: An android maybe, but not a doll.
Eugene: No, that's not what I meant. A cute chick, a fox. Real hot stuff.
Mork: Ohh, a fox.
[makes noise like barking hound]

Holly: [Mork places his hand on Holly's forehead] Why are you doing that?
Mork: Well, Eugene said you were hot stuff, you're actually only 98.4.

Mork: If Holly liked him so much, how come she punched him and told him he was weird.
Mindy McConnell: Boys and girls often punch or push or hit each other as a sign of affection.
Mork: Punching and pushing and calling someone names means you like them?
Mindy McConnell: Yeah, it can.
Mork: Then the cowboys and Indians are lovers?

Mork: [Eugene has just said that he needs to tell him something important] Well, come on, I'm waiting here with a worm on my tongue.
Eugene: Huh?
Mork: Baited breath.

Politician: You know I'd like to thank you for the time and trouble in bringing this to my attention. Before you go, I would like to present you with one of my souvenir pens.
Mork: Look, if I wanted a pen and coffee I'd have mugged a waitress. You know what, I don't need any more pens. Look at this.
[Mork pulls a handful of pens out of his jacket pocket]
Mork: And look at that, it's a Ronald Reagan pen, it's got no point

Mindy McConnell: Mork, why are you building a tower of Cheerios?
Mork: Because it's hard to stack oatmeal.

Mindy McConnell: [Mork and Mindy are trapped in a giant birdcage facing certain death] Mork, I have something to confess to you. When you were out one day, I...I...I put on your spacesuit.
Mork: [shocked] The helmet, too?
Mindy McConnell: Boots and all!
Mork: [after Mork has had a chance to absorb this revelation] Well, Mindy, I have something to confess to you.
[Mindy grows more and more shocked as she connects the dots]

Mindy McConnell: [Mork has proposed, and after chatting with Fred and Cora, she decides to not marry Mork] I guess what I'm really trying to say is... I can't marry you
Mork: Mind', That's a joke right, like the volunteer army? Ha ha ha… R R R!... R R Rrrr.

Miss Geezba: Stand up straight, Mork.
Mork: Ma'am.
Miss Geezba: And don't forget that book report.
Mork: Yeah.. yes, ma'am. I'm doing it on the wit and wisdom of Richard Nixon. It'll be a one-page essay.

Exidor: [Exidor is trying to get Mork's memory back] All right, Mork, put your hands in front of your face, and repeat after me. "Oh, no, please don't."
Mork: Oh, no, please don't... oh...
Exidor: [Exidor takes a poster off Mindy's wall and smashes it over Mork's head] Too late.
Cora Hudson: That man is an absolute raving lunatic.
Exidor: Madam, you flatter me.

Mork: [excited] Wait a minute, I've got to show you something. I've already picked out my bumper sticker.
[runs into bedroom and returns with a whole car bumper]
Todd Norman Taylor aka TNT: [reading the sticker] "Aliens make better lovers".
Mork: And look at this one here. "Horn if you're a honky".

Mearth: [seeing that the apartment has been filled with expensive toys] Mammy, the tooth fairy *has* been keeping up with inflation.
Mindy McConnell: [sarcastic] Gee, I wonder who could be behind all this.
Mork: [Mork jumps out of a huge box in the middle of the room] Surprise!
Mindy McConnell: No, not really.

Mork: [referring to the Exidor Boutique, in which Mork invested all of their savings] Come on, Mind, Exidor *knows* what he's doing.
Exidor: [storming out of the dressing room, talking to his imaginary friend] What do you mean the mannequins want a coffee break? They just had one ten minutes ago and all they did was dribble.
Exidor: [to Mork] Partner. Glad to see you brought the little woman.
Mindy McConnell: We want our money back now, and don't call me the little woman.
Mork: What she's trying to say is, Exidor, we've had a change of heart, you know like when Annie Richards wanted to change dressing rooms.
Exidor: I've only been open two hours. Even Evita didn't pay off its backers that fast.
Mindy McConnell: We want our money back.
Exidor: Look, business is a little slow but we're gonna have our two-for-one sale. Buy two, get one. Who could resist that?
Mindy McConnell: That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Exidor: Listen, Perky, are you insinuating I'm some kind of crack-pot? Well, that's what they said about David Rockefeller.
Mindy McConnell: Nobody ever said that about David Rockefeller.
Exidor: *I* did...
[suddenly looks the other way]
Exidor: Pepe, pepe. You call yourself a tailor? Just lengthen the sleeve don't clip his nails
[Exidor storms off with "Pepe"]

Louise Bailey: [in a jail cell with Mindy] Funny the way things happen. I'm in here because of a silly old parking meter.
Mindy McConnell: You're kidding!
Louise Bailey: No, I went into a hardware store and when I came out, *there* was a policeman writing me a ticket.
Mindy McConnell: I don't believe it, they threw you in jail for a parking ticket.
Louise Bailey: Well, in a roundabout way. You see when I put the shovel in the trunk, Walter's arm fell out.
Mindy McConnell: Who's Walter?
Louise Bailey: My husband.
Mindy McConnell: What was he doing in the trunk?
Louise Bailey: Not much... he was dead. I warned him about his snoring for years but he just wouldn't believe me. So last night I took a pair of my very best pantyhose, and I wrapped them around his neck... real tight. You know it was the first good night's sleep I've had in 31 years.
Mindy McConnell: [Mindy gets up and walks across to the other side of the cell] Well, you look well rested.
Louise Bailey: You don't snore, do you, dear?

Franklin Delano Bickley: That's diddly, he's just going out of town, I'm going out of business. I used to be the best greeting card writer around. I can't work any more.
Mindy McConnell: Oh, come on, we don't make that much noise.
Franklin Delano Bickley: I know, I was blaming it on you but it's time i faced it. I've lost it.
Mork: We could form a posse and find it if you want.
Franklin Delano Bickley: No, it's no use. They say your sympathy is the first thing to go. I used to be able to get tears out of a coat rack. Not any more.
[pulls a card from his pocket]
Franklin Delano Bickley: Listen to this. "Your pet rabbit died. Poor little muffet. Your two choices are, eat it or stuff it".
Mork: Aww, that's sad.

Andromeda Quotes

Thursday, 13 November 2008 Written by Chris McKeown

Andromeda Quotes

“Uh- weirdness. Incoming.”
-Beka
"Hey, don't forget the silk wall hangings. I love silk wall hangings. The only reason I go is for the silk wall hangings."
-Harper
"You'll have to excuse us, it's just that we've never met anyone who could blow up a sun before."
-Trance
"This will teach me to sit at the helm. Next time, I'm all about environmental sciences!"
-Harper
"Ah, my favorite book. Chapter twelve, paragraph eight, verse three: the universe hates you. Deal with it."
-Harper
"Opening the hanger doors and deactivating aft point defences. Oh look- we're a target now."
-Harper
"Exactly. Which means a catalyst is not going to work. Unless you can get them all to politely line up to be incinerated."
-Harper
"No, really. It scans you, destroys you, transmits you through the projector and then rebuilds you from the particles up. Hilarity ensues."
-Harper
"The deck drips with the guts of the unworthy melons. I have given life and form to the first time travelling fruit in the history of the universe!"
-Harper
"Come on Beka, he's only piloting three fighter squads while we sit here and do nothing. What could be so difficult about doing that?"
-Harper
"Did I mention I'm not having fun yet?"
-Harper
"Oh, um, you know, I left some bubbles in the tub, I should probably use them."
-Trance
"I'm still trying to figure out this whole poisoning yourself for fun thing. I think I like it."
-Trance
"Lucky for you, I'm a freaking genius."
-Harper
Beka: "So, are you ever gonna tell me what you're doing locked in my ship with all the sensors cut?"
Harper: "I can't- it's a secret."
Beka: "Harper. Come on, we're friends. We have no secrets."
Harper: "Oh, okay. What's your natural hair color?"
Beka: "I can't tell you, it's a secret."
"Oooh- artificial gravity field. Don't it just suck?"
-Harper
"Oh good. Insanity I can deal with. Maybe I'll go to hydroponics afterwards and run through the sprinklers."
-Harper
"Why didn't they kill you? I mean- not that I'm not glad to see you or anything."
-Harper
Trance: ". . . and a human, which means patching him up is as easy as cake."
Dylan: "Easy as pie."
Trance: "Are you sure about that? I think making pie is a lot harder than cake."
Dylan: "Just fix him Trance."
Trance: "Oh, he'll be fine. Compared to baking, brain surgery is a snap."
"Trance, the last time I gave you a weapon, you started a chain reaction."
-Harper
"I know, I *know*! More work for me."
-Harper
Harper: "Okay, I can get most of this stuff- but we'll have to rig for a fast getaway."
Rev Bem: "Harper!"
Dylan: "Harper- we're not gonna steal anything."
Rev Bem: "Thank you."
"Wow, that's really sad that a whole world had to die . . . but you look great."
-Harper
Dylan: "Why do you think he attacked you?"
Harper: "Jealous of my good looks, maybe?"
Harper: "Jeager wants to clock me. I don't wanna be a bullseye on your butt."
Beka: "Dammit Harper, you're gonna get yourself killed! And by the way, that's *my* ship you're steering into oblivion, so get your skinny ass back to the hangar deck, *now*!"
Harper: "Oh, now don't get all sentimental on me boss."
Dylan: "I thought you said it was all clear?"
Trance: "It was *then*!"
"I'm the Captain. I'm always right . . . Except when I'm wrong."
-Dylan Hunt
"Another of the universe's little jokes . . . at our expense."
-Rev
"Hey don't forget- I created her. Now who's the god?"
-Harper
Beka: "Don't get too excited- I'm still not calling you 'Sir.'"
Dylan: "Oh then I guess 'Your Majesty' is out of the question?"
"Is this the part where we bravely run away?"
-Harper
"The thing is- as far as the universe is concerned- we're all bugs! Just hoppin' along, lovin' life, until one day fate decides to introduce each and every one of us to our very own, personalized windscreen."
-Harper
"You know . . . I can cook too."
-Tyr
"You know the old saying: 'Slipstream- it's not the best way to travel faster than light, it's just the only way.'"
-Dylan
"Who's telling this story, me or you?"
-Harper
"If Harper were here, he'd be able to put this map board together with two paper clips and a kiss . . . of course- Harper's surfing."
-Trance
"Do I have a working slipstream drive? Or do I strap the pair of you to a set of oars?"
-Dylan
"Now if we're through, I'd like to get back to my troubled mind."
-Rev Bem
"Welcome to my ambush!"
-Tyr
"Yeah, but you like everyone, even people who try to kill you. *Especially* people that try to kill you."
-Beka
"Now can we blow them up?"
-Tyr
"I read the first officer's job description- playing devil's advocate is on page three."
-Beka
"What if they start shooting? How am I supposed to run in a dress?"
-Beka
"You saying you're too smart for me?"
-Harper
"Oh we have plenty of currency. It's just that none of it's . . . current."
-Dylan
"Oh, anyone who touches my basketball hoop answers to me personally."
-Dylan
"I'm sorry- Captain Hunt has stepped away from his desk. Please leave a message after the tone from the funny little guy- beep!"
-Harper
"I wish you would stop looking for beauty in things that want to kill us."
-Tyr
"Captain on deck!"
"I'll alert the media."
-Rommie and Beka
"Robbed of my superpowers, I will have to rely on mere human ingenuity."
-Beka
"Don't treat me like a child- I am not a child! You are! Or are you? How old are you, Trance? I don't even know! I don't know anything about you- where ya from? Who ya working for? Why are you purple?!"
-Beka
"Once a century. Wow- they get even less action than you, Harper."
-Beka
"The were playing Wagner. It's the most fun I've had in about six months."
-Tyr
"Fine. I was practically electrocuted- I can still see little dots."
-Harper
"So- as the senior medical expert here, I can tell you I am not gonna have a stroke, okay? Now are we through here? I don't know, Dr. Harper, are we? Yes, I think we are. Uh- meeting adjourned."
-Harper
"I can fix everything on board!"
-Harper
"You're making seductive overtures to me in a dead language?"
-Rommie
Beka: "Umm, where'd ya get all the candles?"
Tyr: "I rendered them from the fat of my enemies."
Beka: "Can't wait to see the entree."
"Any word from our adoring fans?"
-Harper
"Ladies and germs- on your left: Hastori's World. Right next to the galaxy's biggest ball of twine."
-Harper
"Harper: the amount of garbage he creates and consumes boggles the mind."
-Rommie
"You don't get it, do you? You harm one hair on her head, and I will come after you. And then you'll have to kill me. Because I absolutely will not stop until one of us is Magog food."
-Harper
"If this is that good cop/bad cop game you were telling me about, isn't this the part where I'm supposed to play the good cop?"
-Trance
Harper: "What? You want me to be nice to him?"
Trance: "You're supposed to be the good guy."
Harper: "Correction- standing next to you, Beka, Rev, Rommie, Dylan, and . . . uh, well, anyway- then I'm one of the good guys."
"Hey, I'm all for spreading good will. And if I'm very lucky, the good will commence any minute now."
-Harper
"And you know why? Cause I could get away with it. Because I'm cute!"
-Trance
"That's strange, aren't we forgetting something? Yes, I think we are. Something important. Oh yeah- he killed you!"
-Harper
Gerentex: "Aren't you dead?"
Trance: "I got better."
Gerentex: "Hhmm. Lucky you."
"Sadly, I doubt if our beneficent commander would appreciate it if we were to nuke the planet from orbit."
-Tyr
"There are two kinds of people in this universe Mr. Harper. The kind with loaded guns, and the kind that open doors. You open doors."
-Gerentex
". . . because if you don't show each other a little peace, love, and understanding, I'm going to kill you both!"
-Trance
Andulasia: "Shhhh. I prefer my men strong and silent."
Trance: "Well then, you won't like Harper."
Harper: "Trance, would you . . ."
"Any thoughts, your purpleness?"
"Signs are hazy- ask again later."
-Harper and Trance
"Fire team Bravo asked me to tell you that they have a better plan . . . They wanna go home."
-Dylan
"Why ruin the day with a lot of unnecessary bleeding and screaming?"
-Dylan
"As Harper would say- that would suck."
-Rev Bem
"Perhaps the commanding officer would like to ask Tyr why he and his mercenaries are stealing from the relief supplies."
-Rommie
"Just remember- he's pretty to look at. Lovely to hold. But if you break him- consider him sold."
-Beka
"Alright everyone- best behavior. You're all ambassadors for the Commonwealth."
-Dylan
"Have you seen my force lance?"
-Dylan
"So why is it whenever anyone goes on a suicide mission they take my ship?"
"Because it has seat belts."
-Beka and Dylan
"She hates you."
"I know. She's hot, *and* she's a good judge of character."
-Beka and Harper
"So what if she holds me in utter contempt? At least she's thinking of me."
-Harper
Trance: "And what if they're not decoys?"
Beka: "Then when we get to the pearly gates, make sure everyone lines up behind Rev- he's got spin control."
Rev: "I'll see what I can do."
Tyr: "Shall we dance, Master Harper?"
Harper: "You do care."
"What do you mean you don't recognize me? I'm you!"
-Rommie
Harper: "Wait! Wai- wai- wai- wait. I was thinking . . . maybe they're not so tough, ya know? Maybe- uh- maybe we can take them in hand to hand combat. What do ya think?"
Tyr: "That's my *boy*!"
"Why is it that whenever I start to become optimistic, you become a pessimist?"
-Beka
Harper: "It's half mystical mumbo jumbo, half putrid poetry, and half bad math."
Rommie: "That's three halves."
Harper: "Like I said- bad math."
"Hey- I'm choosy about who I work for, ya know."
-Harper
"Do I strike you as some sort of starry-eyed dreamer?"
-Beka
"Harper, I saved your skin before and I'll save it again. But you've got to get off my back, or so help me I will drop you back on that trash heap where I found you."
-Beka
"Did you wake up insane? Or was it a slow onset?"
-Beka
"We are here. On your left would be a black hole we'll call, say, uh, 'rock'. And on your right: one we'll call 'hard place'."
-Harper
"Tarn Vedra's been lost for over 300 years. We do not have to find it this morning."
-Dylan
"Tell me there's an afterlife for androids. And that all good cyborgs go to heaven."
-Gabriel
"So- permission to chop yourself into little pieces is officially denied."
-Dylan
Dylan: "There's only one way to deal with terrorists- locate their base of operations and destroy them."
Tyr: "I love that answer, Captain Hunt."
"Hey- I finally got you in my bed."
-Harper
"Oh please- don't make me puke! Oh, this is so nice, I swear there's a song in here somewhere. Something about choosing love over duty. Oh wait- let me get my concertina."
-Harper
"Actually 'love is your sandwich', but thanks for playing."
-Beka
Dylan: "Trance, that's Iridano sign language. And I think you just made a rather naughty suggestion to Harper."
Trance: "Oh well- fair is fair. Harper made a rather naughty suggestion to nearly half the women there at the reception. Without success I might add."
"Okay. Alright. I know when I'm not wanted. I usually don't listen, but I know."
-Harper
"I love physics."
-Harper

Pushing Daisies Maybe Cancelled?

Thursday, 06 November 2008 Written by Chris McKeown

Pushing Dasies Well it seems that flower power at ABC may have withered and died. Pushing Daisies, the critical favorite that turned primetime TV into a upside-down pineapple pie, may be the latest show to be on the chopping block. With the production on the series initial 13-episode order due to end on November 12, the lack of a full-season pickup has Daisies fans and cast members thinking the touch of death is upon them.

Nolan Discusses 'Justice League of America'

Thursday, 30 October 2008 Written by Chris McKeown

JLA "The Dark Knight" director Christopher Nolan talked to the LA Times about the upcoming "Justice League of America," movie which Warner Bros has been delaying but still plans to make. Nolan strongly believes that Batman is absolutely needed in the "JLA" film, but he also thinks that the Batman that he has developed in "Batman Begins" and "The Dark Knight" will not fit into a universe where Superman exists.

New 'Avengers' Movie Details

Thursday, 30 October 2008 Written by Chris McKeown

Up till now we have known very little about the upcoming "Avengers" movie, except that Iron Man, Captain America and Thor will ban together to fight a foe. But now there is trinkle of info coming down. First off Marvel has released a bit of information, revealing that both Robert Downey Jr and Don Cheadle will appear in the film, also "The Hulk" will be teaming up with the other superheroes rather than fighting them. "Iron Man" director Jon Favreau is heavily involved in the film. Second Favreau talks to AICN abou the movie.

True Blood Quotes

Wednesday, 29 October 2008 Written by Chris McKeown

"So i guess you've killed alot of people?" - Sookie

"I have been waiting for this moment since they came out of the coffin two years ago" - Sookie

"Humans have killed millions in senseless wars, i do not hold you responsible for that." - Bill

"If you insist on flaunting your ways in front of mortals...there will be consequences" - Bill

"Because you don't breathe. You don't have any electively whatever it is. Your friends want nothing more then to rip my throat out. Because vampires killed that preacher from the fellowship of the sun and his wife and baby. Look me in the eye and tell me they didn't do it." - Sookie

"You are a man in this family, but I am the oldest person here and this is my house. You better respect me boy" - Adele(Gran)

"Most of my customers are stupid people" - Sam

Are you trying to glamour me? - Sookie
Yes. (Acts shocked that she notices) - Malcom
That doesn't work on me. - Sookie

"Bill, you were just licking blood out of my head, I don't think it gets much more personal than that." - Sookie

"Looks like she likes 'em tall dark and dead." - Lafayette

You able to pick up anything? - Bill
All anyone's thinking about here is sex, sex, sex. - Sookie
One needn't be telepathic to pick up on that. - Bill

"I'm too damn pretty to go to prison" - Jason

Thatcher was Warned of UFO Attack by a Misspelling Alien

Saturday, 25 October 2008 Written by Chris McKeown

UFO I ran across this article at the Belfast Telegraph news site and I have to admit I about pissed my pants, not from scare mind you but from laughing my ass off. Just read the article below and I'll make my opinion on this matter known at the end of the article:

Newly disclosed classified documents show Taoiseach Charles Haughey and British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher were offered the chance to forge a very unusual cosmic alliance.

'Friday the 13th' Teaser just in time for Halloween!

Thursday, 23 October 2008 Written by Chris McKeown

Jason - Friday the 13th Well with Halloween right around the corner it's only fitting to get a "Friday the 13th" Treaser. Yes I know we have seen a clip from the upcoming movie during Comic-Con, which was followed by random shots from the movie and then, SpikeTV aired the same clip for everyone and their mother to see. But now, we have an actual teaser trailer from the movie, which sets up the story for the upcoming horror.

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