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        Mork: Nanu-Nanu! [repeated line] Mork: Shazbut Mork: K.O. Mork: [Mork's emotions are out of control. His solution is to introduce them to Mindy's emotions] OK guys, come on over here [mimes football huddle] Mork: Right! [leaps back over to Mindy] Mindy McConnell: Well? Mork: I've got mixed emotions. [alarm for Mork's wristwatch which he wears round his ankle goes off] Mindy McConnell: Ah, your foot's ringing. I'll get it. [bends down and pushes button on watch, pulls out small piece of paper under watch strap] Mindy McConnell: What's this piece of paper? Mork: Must be a footnote. Customer: [Mork has taken a job working in a health food shop] My doctor says I need to get more iron in my diet, now what do you suggest? Mork: Eat your car keys. Eugene: [Seeing Holly for the first time] She sure is a doll. Mork: An android maybe, but not a doll. Eugene: No, that's not what I meant. A cute chick, a fox. Real hot stuff. Mork: Ohh, a fox. [makes noise like barking hound] Holly: [Mork places his hand on Holly's forehead] Why are you doing that? Mork: Well, Eugene said you were hot stuff, you're actually only 98.4. Mork: If Holly liked him so much, how come she punched him and told him he was weird. Mindy McConnell: Boys and girls often punch or push or hit each other as a sign of affection. Mork: Punching and pushing and calling someone names means you like them? Mindy McConnell: Yeah, it can. Mork: Then the cowboys and Indians are lovers? Mork: [Eugene has just said that he needs to tell him something important] Well, come on, I'm waiting here with a worm on my tongue. Eugene: Huh? Mork: Baited breath. Politician: You know I'd like to thank you for the time and trouble in bringing this to my attention. Before you go, I would like to present you with one of my souvenir pens. Mork: Look, if I wanted a pen and coffee I'd have mugged a waitress. You know what, I don't need any more pens. Look at this. [Mork pulls a handful of pens out of his jacket pocket] Mork: And look at that, it's a Ronald Reagan pen, it's got no point Mindy McConnell: Mork, why are you building a tower of Cheerios? Mork: Because it's hard to stack oatmeal. Mindy McConnell: [Mork and Mindy are trapped in a giant birdcage facing certain death] Mork, I have something to confess to you. When you were out one day, I...I...I put on your spacesuit. Mork: [shocked] The helmet, too? Mindy McConnell: Boots and all! Mork: [after Mork has had a chance to absorb this revelation] Well, Mindy, I have something to confess to you. [Mindy grows more and more shocked as she connects the dots] Mindy McConnell: [Mork has proposed, and after chatting with Fred and Cora, she decides to not marry Mork] I guess what I'm really trying to say is... I can't marry you Mork: Mind', That's a joke right, like the volunteer army? Ha ha ha… R R R!... R R Rrrr. Miss Geezba: Stand up straight, Mork. Mork: Ma'am. Miss Geezba: And don't forget that book report. Mork: Yeah.. yes, ma'am. I'm doing it on the wit and wisdom of Richard Nixon. It'll be a one-page essay. Exidor: [Exidor is trying to get Mork's memory back] All right, Mork, put your hands in front of your face, and repeat after me. "Oh, no, please don't." Mork: Oh, no, please don't... oh... Exidor: [Exidor takes a poster off Mindy's wall and smashes it over Mork's head] Too late. Cora Hudson: That man is an absolute raving lunatic. Exidor: Madam, you flatter me. Mork: [excited] Wait a minute, I've got to show you something. I've already picked out my bumper sticker. [runs into bedroom and returns with a whole car bumper] Todd Norman Taylor aka TNT: [reading the sticker] "Aliens make better lovers". Mork: And look at this one here. "Horn if you're a honky". Mearth: [seeing that the apartment has been filled with expensive toys] Mammy, the tooth fairy *has* been keeping up with inflation. Mindy McConnell: [sarcastic] Gee, I wonder who could be behind all this. Mork: [Mork jumps out of a huge box in the middle of the room] Surprise! Mindy McConnell: No, not really. Mork: [referring to the Exidor Boutique, in which Mork invested all of their savings] Come on, Mind, Exidor *knows* what he's doing. Exidor: [storming out of the dressing room, talking to his imaginary friend] What do you mean the mannequins want a coffee break? They just had one ten minutes ago and all they did was dribble. Exidor: [to Mork] Partner. Glad to see you brought the little woman. Mindy McConnell: We want our money back now, and don't call me the little woman. Mork: What she's trying to say is, Exidor, we've had a change of heart, you know like when Annie Richards wanted to change dressing rooms. Exidor: I've only been open two hours. Even Evita didn't pay off its backers that fast. Mindy McConnell: We want our money back. Exidor: Look, business is a little slow but we're gonna have our two-for-one sale. Buy two, get one. Who could resist that? Mindy McConnell: That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Exidor: Listen, Perky, are you insinuating I'm some kind of crack-pot? Well, that's what they said about David Rockefeller. Mindy McConnell: Nobody ever said that about David Rockefeller. Exidor: *I* did... [suddenly looks the other way] Exidor: Pepe, pepe. You call yourself a tailor? Just lengthen the sleeve don't clip his nails [Exidor storms off with "Pepe"] Louise Bailey: [in a jail cell with Mindy] Funny the way things happen. I'm in here because of a silly old parking meter. Mindy McConnell: You're kidding! Louise Bailey: No, I went into a hardware store and when I came out, *there* was a policeman writing me a ticket. Mindy McConnell: I don't believe it, they threw you in jail for a parking ticket. Louise Bailey: Well, in a roundabout way. You see when I put the shovel in the trunk, Walter's arm fell out. Mindy McConnell: Who's Walter? Louise Bailey: My husband. Mindy McConnell: What was he doing in the trunk? Louise Bailey: Not much... he was dead. I warned him about his snoring for years but he just wouldn't believe me. So last night I took a pair of my very best pantyhose, and I wrapped them around his neck... real tight. You know it was the first good night's sleep I've had in 31 years. Mindy McConnell: [Mindy gets up and walks across to the other side of the cell] Well, you look well rested. Louise Bailey: You don't snore, do you, dear? Franklin Delano Bickley: That's diddly, he's just going out of town, I'm going out of business. I used to be the best greeting card writer around. I can't work any more.
   "So i guess you've killed alot of people?" - Sookie "I have been waiting for this moment since they came out of the coffin two years ago" - Sookie "Humans have killed millions in senseless wars, i do not hold you responsible for that." - Bill "If you insist on flaunting your ways in front of mortals...there will be consequences" - Bill "Because you don't breathe. You don't have any electively whatever it is. Your friends want nothing more then to rip my throat out. Because vampires killed that preacher from the fellowship of the sun and his wife and baby. Look me in the eye and tell me they didn't do it." - Sookie "You are a man in this family, but I am the oldest person here and this is my house. You better respect me boy" - Adele(Gran) "Most of my customers are stupid people" - Sam Are you trying to glamour me? - Sookie "Bill, you were just licking blood out of my head, I don't think it gets much more personal than that." - Sookie "Looks like she likes 'em tall dark and dead." - Lafayette You able to pick up anything? - Bill "I'm too damn pretty to go to prison" - Jason |
Finale some good news for the Riddick fans as Vin Diesel has updated his Facebook page with news that a new installment in the 'Chronicles of Riddick' 
Apparently there are some real dumb asses out there and it seems that some trekkies are falling into that group. The AP ran a article comparing President Obama to none other than Star Trek's Mr. Spock and saying that President Obama and Spock are very similar. Even the original Spock, Leonard Nimoy, and Star Trek co-writer Roberto Orci chimed in their 2 cents to agree with the analysis.
Well it seems that flower power at ABC may have withered and died. Pushing Daisies, the critical favorite that turned primetime TV into a upside-down pineapple pie, may be the latest show to be on the chopping block. With the production on the series initial 13-episode order due to end on November 12, the lack of a full-season pickup has Daisies fans and cast members thinking the touch of death is upon them.
"The Dark Knight" director Christopher Nolan talked to the LA Times about the upcoming "Justice League of America," movie which Warner Bros has been delaying but still plans to make. Nolan strongly believes that Batman is absolutely needed in the "JLA" film, but he also thinks that the Batman that he has developed in "Batman Begins" and "The Dark Knight" will not fit into a universe where Superman exists.
Up till now we have known very little about the upcoming "Avengers" movie, except that Iron Man, Captain America and Thor will ban together to fight a foe. But now there is trinkle of info coming down. First off Marvel has released a bit of information, revealing that both Robert Downey Jr and Don Cheadle will appear in the film, also "The Hulk" will be teaming up with the other superheroes rather than fighting them. "Iron Man" director Jon Favreau is heavily involved in the film. Second Favreau talks to AICN abou the movie. 
