Being Human Quotes
Annie: [Opens front door] Hello! Pizza Delivery Boy: 12 inch Mess of Meats. Annie: Oh, thank you. Mitchell: Great. Keep the change.
Annie: So who wants tea? George: Ugh. Annie: What? George: You keep making tea! Every surface is covered with cups of tea and coffee. I go to make myself some tea and I can't! There's no mugs, there's no tea, it's all been made! And you can't even drink it! You can't drink it, but you keep making it! Oh, oh, oh my god, it's driving me INSANE! Annie: Oh, well, I like my routine, it makes me feel normal. George: You're a ghost! Annie: Yeah, OK.
George: My name is George and I'm a werewolf. Mitchell: Hello George.
Annie: Maybe he's had a blow to the head. George: I'm sorry? Annie: Happened to my Nan. She got hit in the head by a radio controlled plane at a county fair. From that moment - obsessed with pygmy goats. George: There wasn't a single bit of that sentence I understood.
Mitchell: I never know with you whether its Jewish guilt, or Werewolf guilt. George: They're pretty much the same thing.
Gilbert: It's death for no reason, and death for no reason is murder.
George: Oh no, it just occurred to me. I was on the jaws of a change when me and Nina... you know. I had the wolf in me. Mitchell: [to Annie] So did Nina.
George: Who keeps their rotten tomatoes? Who looks in their salad cooler, sees their tomatoes are on the turn and thinks 'oh no, no I'll hang on to those in case some paedos move in opposite'?
George: That was pathetic! We were like the world's gayest ninjas.
Mitchell: Annie! Get away from here! Annie: No! I'm not going to leave you! George: Annie, just go! [Flashes his Star of David at Seth] Seth: That's not going to work this time, Digby. There's too many of us. Mitchell: Let them go, Seth. If you let them go, I swear I won't run. Seth: [ripping sound is heard] Ow... Lauren: Well, he won't be staring at my tits when he speaks to me anymore.
George: Someone actually recruited an old woman? Herrick: You know what it's like. You're out and about, you get the munchies. You'll eat anything.
George: Humanity is about love, and sacrifice. This does not rob me of my humanity. It proves it.
Lucy: Puncture marks in the neck, body exsanguinated - drained of blood. Now, what could that be? Ladies and gentlemen, somewhere in Bristol is a gay vampire. Nurse: Count Spectacular. Lucy: Mince of Darkness. Policeman: I bet he'd like to see *my* full moon.
Lucy: If you see the guy I declared dead walking round... kill him!
Molly: Do you like cats? George: Yeah. Couldn't eat a whole one, though. George: [to himself] Who am I kidding? Course I could!
Ivan: Take a drink. Only alcohol tonight, I'm afraid - none of the hard stuff.
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