Smallville Quotes - Season 8

Smallville Quotes Season 8

Odyssey

Lois: I can’t believe it, one alarm clock malfunction and suddenly you’re demoted and sent to deliverance territory. What the hell are you doing here?

Clark: I’m…

Man: You know him?

Lois: Yes.

Clark: No.

Lois: He wishes he didn’t know me. I thought I dropped you at your cell.

Man: We’ll take him back.

Lois: And send me to the Sahara? One demotion this week is enough.

Man: I’ll handle him.

Lois: What are you doing here.

Clark: I heard they have good espresso.

Lois: You disappear for a month and come back with a sense of humor?

Clark: I’ve been tracking Chloe down, the question is how did you get here?

Lois: Feminine charm.

Clark: (scoffs)

Lois: Yes I do have some.

Clark: Great job protecting your short supply of it.

Lois: Why don’t you give your stand up a rest and do exactly as I tell you, that way we can find Chloe and stay alive at the same time.

Clark: You mind not pointing that thing at me?

Lois: God Clark, I’m not aiming at you. What?! I’m not! Besides it’s only your kneecap.

Clark: Well that makes me feel a lot better.

Lois: Look I know that you’re nervous Smallville but you gotta remember I grew up around green berets and navy seals not cornstalks and jersey cows. So stick with me, I’ll protect you, you’ll be fine.

Clark: Chloe.

Lois: Out of the way Smallville. Chloe!

Chloe: Lois look behind you, watch out!

Clark: Oh, I’m sorry is this bothering you?

Lois: The chair or you in it?

Clark: Lois, I um… I wanted to say, I thought you did well out there. You really earned your stripes at your dad’s boot camp.

Lois: Thanks. And as for you, you actually surprised me. I mean for your first attempt at heroism.

Clark: Well I better get going. I’ll see you bright and early Monday morning.

Lois: Woah, woah, why Monday? What do you mean bright and early?

Clark: Lois. You’re the one that gave me the application. You’re looking at the newest recruit for the Daily Planet.

Lois: That’s great. What made you change your mind?

Clark: I guess I wanted to be in the middle of the action.

Lois: Good for you. So, are you going to be starting down in the mailroom?

Clark: I’m going to be a little closer to home. Looks like we’re going to be neighbors Lane.

Lois: You gotta be kidding me.

Oliver: I'd be careful, Clark. Pretty soon, you'll be sporting a homemade costume and leading a double identity just like the rest of us.

Dinah: You might want to try a little more formfitting.

Plastique

Toxic

Instinct

Committed

Prey

Identity

Lois: Well, if you like covering robbery and homicide, you've come to the right place. The crime rate's so high there's actually a "no vacancy sign" in front of county jail.

Sebastian: Really? Metropolis seems like a safe haven compared to some of the places I've covered.

Lois: Really? Like where, the gates of Hell?

Bloodline

Abyss

Bride

Legion

Clark: Hey, it's nice to see the kinder, gentler Chloe.

Chloe: Nothing like having a binary bad guy cleansed from your system to put a spring back in your step.

Bulletproof

Power

Requiem

Infamous

Turbulence

Hex

Lois: Hey! One year closer to the sweet release of death!

Chloe: How wonderfully morbid.

Zatanna: Rough birthday, huh?

Chloe: You ever seen the napalm scene in Apocalypse Now? More fire, less cake.

Zatanna: I can't ever totally make it up to you or your friends but I would like to try to make sure that something like this doesn't happen again.

Oliver: Here's a thought... don't do it again.

Eternal

Stiletto

Lois: I'll get my best men on it... and when I say men, I mean me because I work in the basement.

Lois: Okay, obviously there's been some sort of mistake. It's not like I squeezed into 5" booted heels for my health.

Hostess: Miss Lane, there's simply nothing I can do.

Lois: Actually, there is. You can tell Edward R. Murrow that he can kiss this cub reporter's sweet...

Chloe: Lois!

Beast

Injustice

Doomsday

Lois: You just want to take over the world with some alien nation.

Tess: I am trying to save the world.

Lois: What's wrong with Greenpeace?