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Lois: I can’t believe it, one alarm clock malfunction and suddenly you’re demoted and sent to deliverance territory. What the hell are you doing here?
Clark: I’m…
Man: You know him?
Lois: Yes.
Clark: No.
Lois: He wishes he didn’t know me. I thought I dropped you at your cell.
Man: We’ll take him back.
Lois: And send me to the Sahara? One demotion this week is enough.
Man: I’ll handle him.

Lois: What are you doing here.
Clark: I heard they have good espresso.
Lois: You disappear for a month and come back with a sense of humor?
Clark: I’ve been tracking Chloe down, the question is how did you get here?
Lois: Feminine charm.
Clark: (scoffs)
Lois: Yes I do have some.
Clark: Great job protecting your short supply of it.
Lois: Why don’t you give your stand up a rest and do exactly as I tell you, that way we can find Chloe and stay alive at the same time.

Clark: You mind not pointing that thing at me?
Lois: God Clark, I’m not aiming at you. What?! I’m not! Besides it’s only your kneecap.
Clark: Well that makes me feel a lot better.
Lois: Look I know that you’re nervous Smallville but you gotta remember I grew up around green berets and navy seals not cornstalks and jersey cows. So stick with me, I’ll protect you, you’ll be fine.
Clark: Chloe.
Lois: Out of the way Smallville. Chloe!
Chloe: Lois look behind you, watch out!

Clark: Oh, I’m sorry is this bothering you?
Lois: The chair or you in it?
Clark: Lois, I um… I wanted to say, I thought you did well out there. You really earned your stripes at your dad’s boot camp.
Lois: Thanks. And as for you, you actually surprised me. I mean for your first attempt at heroism.
Clark: Well I better get going. I’ll see you bright and early Monday morning.
Lois: Woah, woah, why Monday? What do you mean bright and early?
Clark: Lois. You’re the one that gave me the application. You’re looking at the newest recruit for the Daily Planet.
Lois: That’s great. What made you change your mind?
Clark: I guess I wanted to be in the middle of the action.
Lois: Good for you. So, are you going to be starting down in the mailroom?
Clark: I’m going to be a little closer to home. Looks like we’re going to be neighbors Lane.
Lois: You gotta be kidding me.

Oliver: I'd be careful, Clark. Pretty soon, you'll be sporting a homemade costume and leading a double identity just like the rest of us.
Dinah: You might want to try a little more formfitting.







Lois: Well, if you like covering robbery and homicide, you've come to the right place. The crime rate's so high there's actually a "no vacancy sign" in front of county jail.
Sebastian: Really? Metropolis seems like a safe haven compared to some of the places I've covered.
Lois: Really? Like where, the gates of Hell?





Clark: Hey, it's nice to see the kinder, gentler Chloe.
Chloe: Nothing like having a binary bad guy cleansed from your system to put a spring back in your step.







Lois: Hey! One year closer to the sweet release of death!
Chloe: How wonderfully morbid.

Zatanna: Rough birthday, huh?
Chloe: You ever seen the napalm scene in Apocalypse Now? More fire, less cake.

Zatanna: I can't ever totally make it up to you or your friends but I would like to try to make sure that something like this doesn't happen again.
Oliver: Here's a thought... don't do it again.



Lois: I'll get my best men on it... and when I say men, I mean me because I work in the basement.

Lois: Okay, obviously there's been some sort of mistake. It's not like I squeezed into 5" booted heels for my health.
Hostess: Miss Lane, there's simply nothing I can do.
Lois: Actually, there is. You can tell Edward R. Murrow that he can kiss this cub reporter's sweet...
Chloe: Lois!




Lois: You just want to take over the world with some alien nation.
Tess: I am trying to save the world.
Lois: What's wrong with Greenpeace?



Blaine 30 July 2014
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